Funny
Need a laugh? This category features all things hilarious and funny.
Dear Commenters
April 16, 2011
I’m SO sorry that your comments have somehow ended up in the Spam folder. I can’t possibly see why my filter identified them as such. Allow me to appropriately respond to your KIND KIND, HEARTFELT, and nicely ARTICULATED and WRITTEN comments.
Dear Mr. Covers,
Thank you for reading our blog. I’m glad that my post about a HUGE OVERCOMPENSATING truck made you think. Thank you.
Dear Mr. Enlargment,
First, let me thank you for the hundreds and HUNDREDS of comments you’ve left on my blog that have unfortunately been sent to the Spam folder. My sincerest apologies. I was planning on making my blogiversary post head to “some dull old publish” but decided a sharp new publish was the way to go.
Thank you.
Dear Ms. Paketrsor, greetings!
I’m sorry that at your office your obviously being watched like a hawk. I imagine that you’re trying to comment on my blog as the guards/security in your office are between shifts… otherwise, you’d have absolutely NO time to write… nonetheless! I truly appreciated you commenting on my “bunch of really good stuff.” Thanks!
Regards, Mr. Mertinso.
Dear Mr. Extrusion,
If you’d like to read more from me, have I got the website for YOU! It’s… http://mertinso.com .. you’lll be able read UNIQUE and EFFECTIVE THOUGHT PROCESSES … like how to properly replace TOILET PAPER!
Thank you.
Dear Mrs. Tarver,
Great day to YOU!. I’m glad my “document” on the really HUGE truck was able to “occupy” you. I shall “continue it up.”
Thank for your support.
Infomercials… revisited
April 11, 2011
A few months ago, we blogged about our fascination with horribly-acted and unintentionally hilarious infomercials. Here we are with a couple more cheesy laugh-fests.
The Snazzy Napper
Luis: It’s basically a piece of cloth, with a nose hole, and some rinky dink sheep illustration. On top of that, it looks ridiculous!
Natalia: Why does this remind me of KKK hoods?
The Slobstopper
Natalia: An adult bib!! I’ve been telling Luis he needs this!
Luis: I can honestly tell you… I could really use something like the Slobstopper (I get food all over my shirts)… but, I’d NEVER be caught DEAD wearing one of those. I don’t care if it’s only 14.99!
Antoine Dodson’s Sex Offender Tracker App
Luis: “It’s a TECHN-OLOGY!!” This infomercial is hilarious because of Mr. Dodson… of course!! “See those lil red dots.. those are registered sex offenders… let’s get outta here!!” Hahaha!!!
Natalia: I love me some Antoine Dodson! I’ll buy whatEVER he’s selling… I wonder if the app comes with a little red bandana for my iPhone (as seen at the end of the ad.)
The Better Marriage Blanket
Luis: “Having problems with your marriage? Are you on the brink of divorce? .. Then have we got the product for YOU!” Hahahahaahha…. farting: destroying marriages since 1903.
Natalia: They better pull this off the market, or I’m out of a job…
Luis: …I don’t get it.
Natalia: Because I’m a divorce lawyer!!
Luis: Ohhhh.
The next two, are spoofs of infomercials from SNL and 30 Rock. Both hilarious.
SNL Spoof: The Jar Glove
30 Rock Spoof: Tracy Jordan’s Meat Machine
Luis is a drama queen
April 3, 2011
Luis: (on Facebook) There’s no church and it’s my birthday… I DESERVE TO GET AT LEAST 5 HRS OF SLEEP. But nooo, the fire alarm has to be chirping telling me its battery is low……… grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Natalia: (on Facebook) So you remedy the situation by waking ME up
Luis: (in person) Well, sorrrrr-eeeeee Mrs. Thang… next time, I’ll just fall off the chair, roll down the stairs, and smash my big ol’ head onto the hard tile floor!!
Natalia: (in person) Uh, can we get a little more dramatic… please?
Luis: There’s plenty more where that came from.
Someone didn’t get the memo…
April 2, 2011
Natalia: This is kind of mean.
Luis: I know, I do feel kinda bad… but come on! It’s funny!
Natalia: What if someone that knows this girl reads our blog and gets offended?
Luis: It’s the price you pay when you become a TELEVISION STAHHHHHRRRRRR… besides, I doubt anyone will recognize her.
Natalia: I know you’re just teasing, and you know i’m just teasing, but what if no one else gets it and they just think we’re rude, obnoxious people and decide they hate us?
Luis: So… should we NOT post it?
Natalia: Oh no, we should definitely post it.
AUDIO: Portuguese Schmortuguese
April 2, 2011
Natalia talks with her mom… a lot. Which is a good thing. Often times, I find myself listening to Natalia go on and on and on and on and on about stuff in Portuguese. Sometimes I’m able to understand and follow along, most of the time, I’m just in my own little world. Then there are times when I engage in a fun little pastime of mine.
Behold!
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PS. There are more of you that need to “Follow” us off to the right. You better do it, or we’re gonna call you out … BY NAME!!! And it won’t be pretty!
Notes from Sunday School
March 21, 2011
If you’re my friend on Facebook, then you may recall this status update from a couple weeks back:
Well, this past Sunday, our substitute in Sunday School happened to be Brother Disgusted-by-Davies-Shirt (mentioned above), and I learned a few things I’d like to share.
I learned the definition of incubus.
- No, our subsitute was not referring to the band behind such songs as “Drive,” or “Wish You Were Here”
- No, incubus does not mean a form of governing body in New Testament times (as offered by a Sister in class)
- Yes, it means (in Bro. Disgust’s own words) “a dream women have that they’re being raped by Satan”
- Yes, I was disgusted
- No, I didn’t know what relevance this word had to the lesson
- Yes, the explanation of incubus was followed by the loud THUDS of people’s jaws hitting the ground
I learned about some of the things we worship before God through idolatry
- Cars
- Football
- Nice houses
- Money
- Women
- (I then offered the best example of all) Jimmer
For Flavio – SLAPchop
December 16, 2010
Here’s what Flavio had to say in response to Natalia’s post on infomercials:
Flavio, here is your dedicated post to this awesome video (albeit, late):
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